Is Meow Mix Media an actual news network?
Yes, in the sense that we say things loudly and expect you to look at us.
How do I submit a tip?
Call the tip line, send an email or knock a glass off a table near our reporter. We will respond to the third method fastest.
Why is the anchor so breathless?
Mr. Whiskerton has run to the studio every morning since 2014 and has not yet stopped.
Do you accept corrections?
We accept corrections the way a cat accepts a bath: with grave reluctance and a lasting grudge.