Special Report: The Vacuum Cleaner Menace

Written by

in

It is the monster in every home, roaring from the closet at the worst possible moment: the vacuum cleaner. Tonight, Meow Mix Media takes you inside the closet, where a single machine has terrorised 9 households this month alone.

Our hidden camera captured the device emerging at 10:40 a.m. while a cat named Sprocket fled to the top of a bookshelf in 0.8 seconds. Experts agree that the machine is ‘loud, large and has a tail.’ Authorities say the vacuum is wanted for questioning, but because it is currently plugged in, they declined to approach.

Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *