The holiday season has barely begun, and already a scandal! At the Hargrove household, a 14 pound turkey was discovered at 5 a.m. missing a wing. The family blames the dog. The dog blames the cat. The cat blames the cat’s reflection.
Our investigator Bianca Hairball dusted the kitchen for paw prints and found 61, none of which matched the dog. ‘This was an inside job,’ she concluded, in a stern voice that frightened a cupboard. The turkey has been returned to the fridge, sadder and lighter, and the investigation continues into the weekend.
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