Tonight on a very special Meow Mix Media Town Hall, two titans will clash over the greatest question of our time. In the left corner, Councillor Pâté Fluffington, wet food champion. In the right corner, Senator Crunch O’Malley, defender of the kibble.
Our panel of 12 undecided voters was escorted into the studio, and 11 immediately fell asleep. The twelfth demanded dinner. The candidates traded blows on texture, moisture and the vital issue of bowl placement. A winner has not been declared. A snack was, however, eaten, loudly, on camera, and the ratings were the highest of the season.
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