A rare crossover event rocked Hollow Oak Stadium on Saturday as the news desk and the sports desk shared a single sofa to cover the cat show. Tuffy McPounce of Sports sat on Chip Whiskerton of News, and viewers described the broadcast as ‘unsteady.’
Cat Show judge Madame Fanny Whiskerbottom awarded Best in Show to a Persian named Lord Cuddlesworth for his ‘effortless indifference.’ The runner up, a hairless gentleman named Gary, took the loss poorly and had to be calmed with a ham. More on this story after we find our shoes.
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