Dolores Drizzle here with a forecast that will change your life! A massive warm front is approaching from the south east, and it has a cloud shape like a sleeping loaf! Temperatures will reach 31 degrees by 2 p.m., with a 90 percent chance of floor lying.
Expect scattered sunbeams in the kitchen, widespread patches of fur on the couch, and a dramatic drop in productivity after lunch. Tomorrow, partly sulky, with a chance of inexplicable zoomies at 3 a.m. Back to you, Chip, and please, someone feed me, I have been on air since 5.
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