It is the question gripping the nation: who pushed the water glass off the kitchen counter on Tuesday at 2:17 a.m.? Our Bianca Hairball Investigates unit has obtained exclusive footage, 40 seconds of blurry fur and a tail.
Experts tell us the glass was nudged slowly, deliberately and with eye contact, a pattern known as ‘the gentle push.’ The suspect, who cannot be named because he is sitting on our reporter, denies everything. Bianca will report live from the scene of the spill. Please keep your feet out of the puddle. This is a developing story and it is also very wet.
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