Dolores Drizzle here, and you are going to want a blanket! A brisk autumn front arrives tonight, bringing temperatures as low as 9 degrees, a dramatic drop in sunbeam availability and a 100 percent chance of sitting on the heater.
The radiator will be in extreme demand. Experts predict a 70 percent increase in lap occupancy, with human laps peaking between 8 and 10 p.m. Residents are advised to remain seated, stay warm and surrender to the gentle weight. Tomorrow, mostly cloudy, with a high of ‘meh.’ I’m Dolores Drizzle, and I have never been more tired.
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