He is a hero, a legend and an unwavering believer in gravity. Mr. Sylvester Tumbleweed, 6, survived a dramatic 1.8 metre leap from the top of the refrigerator on Saturday afternoon, landing perfectly on all four paws and then pretending to groom.
‘I meant to do it,’ Mr. Tumbleweed told our reporter, with a nonchalant lick. ‘It was an artistic decision.’ Doctors confirmed he was uninjured. His ego, however, is in serious condition, and has been moved to a sunny windowsill for observation. We wish him a full and dignified recovery.
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