Viewers, I want to talk to you tonight about something personal. I, Chip Whiskerton, have been awake for 31 hours. I have read 74 teleprompter pages, eaten one cracker and been startled by my own tail twice.
This is the reality of the news business. It never sleeps, and neither do I, because there is a sunbeam, and I must report on it. I will return after this break, assuming the break involves a cushion. Please send encouragement, tuna or both. And to the intern who keeps hiding in the studio lights: we see you, Marcel, and we love you.
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