In a stunning press conference, Mayor Mittens McGillicuddy announced the Great Tuna Plan, a bold civic vision that would place one tin of tuna on every street corner by the year 2030. ‘A tin in every pot,’ the mayor declared, before dropping the microphone.
Opponents warn the plan would cost 4.7 million treats. Supporters say it would cost nothing if everyone simply closed their eyes and believed. A poll of 800 residents found 53 percent in favour, 41 percent in favour of lunch and 6 percent asleep. Stay tuned, because the council votes Thursday!
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