Culture Desk: A Review of the Cardboard Box Biennale

Hollow Oak’s cultural elite gathered this weekend for the Biennale of Very Small Spaces, and our arts critic, Fenwick Plume, was there to tell you what to think! The centrepiece, a pavilion titled ‘Inside, Mostly,’ is a masterwork of recursive cubes.

‘I sat in it for an hour,’ Fenwick told us, shaking. ‘I did not want to leave. I was asked to leave. I did not.’ Four paws out of five. Points were deducted for the cheese tray, which was ‘regrettably human’ and had to be guarded by volunteers. Fenwick’s final verdict: ‘Sit. Think. Touch nothing. Leave a hair.’ The exhibition runs through the weekend, and the stairwell smells of victory.