The sunbeam market continues to soar in Hollow Oak, with a single patch on the Dwyer family’s carpet selling for 140 treats last week. Real estate analyst Cordelia Fluffbottom calls it a ‘bubble, but a warm one.’
The most desirable spots are south facing, unobstructed by curtains and within sprinting distance of a water bowl. Meanwhile, the north facing market languishes, with shady rugs available for a mere 6 treats. If you are looking to buy, experts say, move fast, nap early and never, ever stand up. Gordon, reached at his cushion, added that the sun moves, and so, tragically, must we.
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